What are you even talking about? This is news because James Woods is suing his Twitter troll. If a famous woman sued her twitter troll for $10 million for making misogynistic comments, then that likely would have made the news too.

It seems like you're approaching this interview with a built in chip on your shoulder. I really don't care if she was born into money or connections. It's not like she beat me out for the role in Paper Towns. It's not like there was a supermodel spot with my name on it, but a rich girl swooped in and took it from me.

I don't know if I agree with that. Lots of young actors and actresses have given sullen or bad interviews and lived to tell the tale.

I think P. Terry's is only in Austin - I had never heard of it before I moved here. I also just think it's about average and I don't like their fries. If we're going to gush about Austin-only burger chains, I'd probably go with Dan's.

I don't get why there's not more gushing by midwesterners over Culvers.

"Whatever harm Scientology has done, is Tom Cruise the person responsible for that? No more so, I'd say, than any other member."

That's immediately what I thought of. Also you can see the parrot's beak moving to the lyrics he's singing. Also, he sounds like a parrot and not a human off camera.

Blaming Liam Neeson for the Catholic church covering up molestations seems bizarre to me.

Does the rest of the country have to hear Texans gush over Whataburger the way Californians do over In & Out?

I don't know…I'd take Wendy's over In & Out.

I still think this is better than the time she referred to Billy Joel as "William Joel" in her newsletter.

It was a long term goal of mine (literally, I had it written down and everything) for years to eat at In & Out because of the stories Californians tell.

Sorry, but how do those constitute "bags"?

I hear "hella" sometimes in Texas. Not often, but that may be because I don't hang around 14 year olds often.

I don't know, I'm pretty old and usually more likely to side with whoever isn't the starlet, but those hosts were terrible.

I've only read Fault in Our Stars and I thought it was half a very good YA book and half utter trash.

Haha.

Andrew Garfield annoys me. But it's probably just for shallow reasons as his skinny giraffe neck and enormous hair bother me and I don't understand how the former supports the weight of the latter and it's all I can think about whenever I see him.

Yeah, snarking about them pulling inspiration from an old article just seems petty to me. I'm getting tired of this place.

Mystery Show only has a few episodes so far, but it has been amazing and it's headed by TAL contributer Starlee Kine.