Firstly, Mellie was treated like absolute shit tonight by Fitz, and when he put his head on her lap like a lost dog, I felt like vomiting. I understand why she wants to be with him, but damn I wish she would kick him to the curb like he deserves.

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If I remember correctly, the news broadcast that played mentioned Jolene's involvement with the murder as well as the fact they were both high. So, essentially, Juliette is in an immeasurably worse position now than what she would've been if the sex tape had just leaked.

Two things:

That was just epic from start to finish with several whopping plot developments thrown in for good measure—and I loved it. There are still a whole bunch of shows I watch that haven't had their season finales yet, but Arrow has set the bar extraordinarily high as of now.

Apart from the odd line, this did not read like a review, but then the episode itself was just a regular episode masquerading as a season finale with very few moments that made it feel finale-esque, so it was perhaps unintentionally appropriate.

"You made a bear!"

1 - Great, so season three will have more Greg and Tamara nonsense. I laughed at Tamara's "We believe in the sacredness of our cause" line because not long after they were activating a magical crystal to magically destroy Storybrooke,  and then using a magical jellybean to escape to a land presumably full of, yep,…

Gillian Anderson is back on US TV, looking absolutely fabulous with age, and I couldn't be happier. She somehow managed to be as cold as Hannibal in that scene and that's no easy accomplishment.

Anybody else suspect that the Alaric they'd turned to stone was actually the real Alaric, as he was claiming, and that the one still 'alive' would be Silas? I realised he wasn't when he gave the cure to Damon but I strongly suspected it beforehand.

I think a whole episode of Leonard's Frozen Pizza Reviews would've been preferable to this giant shit-storm.

You know, I can't believe I'm about to say this but…I'm actually loving Elementary so much at the moment, and quite possibly more than the BBC's interpretation. I know they're both extremely different shows and I'm not going to compare them because of that, but there's something about Elementary recently that has…

Cyrus is such a bad husband to James it's not even funny. That scene when he took James' glee—even if it was naive—and squashed it into pieces before shoving it down his throat was horrible. Excellent, but horrible. James deserves a good husband and not one that will crush his spirit, reducing him to tears.

1 - No matter how much I've tried, I cannot 'feel' anything from the Oliver/Laurel relationship. Nothing, and as a result their romance just feels forced and tedious to watch. Katie Cassidy just doesn't seem to have chemistry with anybody at all.

This show loves to be predictable so my money is on one of four things happening:

That ending made me mad. Like, really mad. Mad because I thought this horrible Dante plot was coming to an end and now it's coming back worse than ever. Please, for the love of god, tell me he dies in some truly gruesome, devastating accident so that the character can never ever show up again.

I don't mind over-the-top in Revenge, and I kinda loved the ending, but the ninja sword fighting just felt so ridiculous and inconsequential given that we all knew how it would end.

This is exactly the problem. As much as I dislike Owen/Greg as well, at least I know why he's doing what he's doing. Tamara's motives and intentions are always inconsistent and it makes the threat the character is supposed to pose feel lessened.

I understand that Snow White is supposed to be all good and Regina bad blah blah blah, but why does she feel so guilty for Cora's death? The woman was surely going to use Gold to murder her entire family in cold blood, so the ends would justify the means, right? There was clearly no way of reasoning with her because…

1 - Somebody needs to get Declan, Regina, Charlotte and Ashley and throw them into a hole so that they can be useless in close proximity to each other and subsequently bore themselves to death. All of their subplots do not interest me at all, and Ashley is just…no.