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You just know that somebody is going to make a YouTube video overlaying Miley Cyrus' 'The Climb' over the scaling of the Wall—and it'll probably be strangely awesome.

I gave this episode an A  because it was fantastic and pretty significant in regards to the story, but mostly because of this http://25.media.tumblr.com/…

Mrs Gillyflower was so over-the-top insane and outlandish that I should've hated the character, but c'mon, this is Diana Rigg. How is it possible to hate the Queen of Thorns?!  The whole red leech business was odd (how can something so cute be taken seriously? I WANT ONE) but her ridiculous insanity just sorta made up

Eyes make me uncomfortable, particularly the gouging of them. Therefore the absolute brute violence of that scene deeply unnerved me, which this show continuously proves to be scaringly accomplished at.

Yet another solid outing in a season that's proving far better than the first, with some genuinely exciting story arcs going on (Root, The Machine's ill health). I have three desires of the finale: keep Shaw alive so she can (hopefully) permanently join team machine in season three; keep Root alive because Amy Acker

Why can't I turn my humanity off so I don't feel so absolutely disinterested whenever something involving Elena appears on screen? The same also applies to Silas appearing as whoever the heck he wants to be over and over again. They are seriously overusing this mechanic and I'm now completely over it.

I understand why they included Pierce—or someone pretending to be him—in the scene in the yoghurt shop, but it was done in such a ham-fisted way that ultimately it did more harm than good, at least for me.

I was hopeful for Little Knope to be a thing. I am disappointed. Heck, I would've even been happy with Little Ludgate. As it stands, I didn't completely dislike the reveal of who was pregnant, but I think the alternatives were far better.

I'm glad I stuck with Elementary because the last handful of episodes have been especially better than earlier in the season. Personally, the intended focus on the larger story arc for the last few episodes of the season is something I'm much looking forward to seeing, because I find the show a lot better when it's

Mellie just ran a truck through Fitz' paper-thin administration like a boss and it was awesome. Now she just needs to give up on trying to be the wife he doesn't want and exist for another reason, preferably one that involves her destroying philandering weasels like a HBIC.

When I saw Colin Salmon in the 'previously on' section, I wondered why all the characters had seemingly forgotten about him. And then I remembered that I, too, had forgotten about his disappearance. Poor Doctor Moon.

I was so glad for all the Dante shit in this episode because it resulted in his departure from the show. It's been a while since I detested a character as much as him, purely because his mere existence was unfathomable and because he was as one-dimensional as you can get. This whole subplot has been utterly terrible

This was a seriously great finale, and an equally wonderful first season (easily among the best of this year), but are we really going to lose Margo Martindale? Because for me, she's been somewhat of a revelation; she looks harmless, but she's absolutely ruthless. That scene when she slit the guy's throat to let him

There should be an Emmy award for 'Character you most want to throw off the balcony of the Grayson manor', and Ashley should be the sole nominee and winner. Every year. Even after she's dead.

Where do I even start?

I watch Nikita! In fact, the wait to see if/when it gets renewed is slowly chipping away at my soul.

That's always made me cringe. How they stand so near to the fight, so unprotected, and how easily it would be for somebody to lose a head from a sword slash not even intended for them.

This was easily Nikolaj Coster-Waldau's finest performance in the series to date. I imagine to some people, particularly non-book readers, that Jaime would be easy to define as a villain (and he did throw a child from a window), but after that bath scene it's quite clear that it's not as black and white as that. The

Christine Baranski could make anything work.

So much happened in this episode that my head feels like exploding: Peter is the Governor of Illinois; Diane, presuming she still wants to, will be taking a seat on the Supreme Court; and Florrick, Agos and Associates is officially a thing (a great thing, I'll add). I have been happy with this season overall, but I am