No way, local multiplayer's weak, and it's been an afterthought at best for a long while. Now what I'm concerned about is not being able to bring guests into LIVE matches, because that seems to be getting phased out now and I don't like it.

I have to agree. As cliche as it is on this site, I thought that was a pretty Hipster Dbagish rule.

Cloverfield was awesome and that A- was well earned.

Definitive Version
The definitive version of all of these is whatever episode Wishbone did them on.

Why is it that movie critics always have to make puns about a movies title while reviewing it? You all know what I mean, we always get something like "but does michael bay's blockbuster Transform into something good?" I saw several other reviews saying frozen will "leave you cold." When did all movie critics become…

No, Eli makes the shit out of some new vampires, which is why she doesn't go and prey on people herself. I can't believe everyone missed that. They're trying to keep a low profile, and a whole crop of vampires springing up would hardly help with that. The movie also not only sticks to the regular vampire conventions,…

Dear God, please not Avatar. At this point I don't even really care who wins; if Push or Blind Side clean up it'll just be more Oscar tripe, and if anyone else takes it I'd be happy for them, just sweet jesus, please not Avatar.

That's exactly what I was thinking. I loved the shit out of D9, I can't believe it's on here. There's not even a whiff of Holocaust survivor or retarded children in this movie.

women be shoppin'.

Yeah, I loved the shit out of the first one, and let me say, I am really getting sick of the review strategy that goes "Its a good thing this game is so great because the FIRST ONE WAS SO GADDAMNED AWFUL. I'm glad this one doesn't suck NEARLY AS MUCH DICK AS THE FIRST ONE." I dont' understand all the hate for it,…

Ohdear's all over. It! Dammit! Ohdears all over it! I was trying to say I agree.

Ohdear's all over.

WEEDS.

The Fail. First to die of CancerAIDS.

Looks pretty sweet.
Looks pretty awesome, but i'm probably not going to pick it up for a while. The holiday flood is started and I want to have plenty of time for Assassin's Creed II, and L4D2. And school. That also.

I'm sorry, I know this is just personal bias, but FUCK a JRPG. At the behest of my friends I have tried and tried and tried, and you know what it mostly comes down to? If you don't like anime, your probably not going to like JRPG's. From a gameplay perspective I find the battle systems to be repetitive and too slow.…

You know what teadoust? Fuck you. I hate this stupid snark factory bullshit that people spout when they want to look like a controversial high intellect outsider. When have people ever made intelligent decisions? You fucking embarrass yourself. What did you type that on? A computer? Where the hell do you think that…

PHILIP K. DICK!!!

Yeah, this exists. And it sucks. You wouldn't believe how many people i know who've bought it though.

The other thing I didn't get about that little segment is that you know this product is safe because it's "all natural." You know what else is all natural? Poison Oak. You should try rubbing that on your baby's head, then maybe it can be placed with some real fucking parents.