Fat old hairy white gal and I use "creamy middles" to describe the contestants on reality shows who are called out first and told they are safe from elimination.

Alriiight! I'm taking this thing to Mexico.

I think it was now that you mention it. The licensing of then-current hits could not have been cheap, either.

I saved up allowance money and bought a K-Tel compilation album in 1980 for $12, which was a kind of outrageous price in those days. I can't remember what songs were on there, but I remember I liked every song.

And darvon and quaaludes and percocet and valium and xanax and vodka straight from the bottle.

I cooked some in the summers, was a beer brewer for a few years and it (stacking kegs, specifically) literally broke my back. I'm an office manager now - way better hours, sick pay, vacation time, decent benefits. I don't think the average line cook or sous makes as "much" as I do, and that's not bragging. I earned…

There's a level of privilege and access these kids have all had that unsettles me. They know so much about cooking already, are generally very precocious and have clearly had plenty of experience and have used ingredients that can only be provided by parents with a very comfortable income and time to supervise and…

They filmed that on the mountain east of Albuquerque.

Wax is no good for sex though. Great if you want everything to be numb.

Jar-Jar and the Cloneasaurus

Why would anyone search twitter?

Too $hort's been around since the late 80's. Maybe she was just really into fairly obscure, filthy hip hop as a child. I heard my nephew rapping the "Bitch, bitch, bitch, make me rich! BEEYOTCH!" line to "She's a Bitch" just last week. Kids are down with the Oakland old-school stylez these days.

…that bottle of delicious bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors… so tempting.

From my work I can walk 2 short blocks to a very fine distillery, a fine brewery, a mediocre to bad winery and a marijuana dispensary (medical only, darn the luck). It's a hick town but a few people have their priorities straight.

I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

{drops a glucose meter like a mic}

Maybe it's Valvoline.

Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of…

He's so terrible and a lot of his character came off comically goofy. It's like he thought he was in a Revenge of the Nerds sequel.

Even though the theme of it was about not selling out, this was one of the first attempts at marketing a movie to this thing called "Gen X", like a producer read Coupland's "Generation X" and thought they could cash in. It felt very pandering. Now this kind of generational pandering is ingrained and we don't even…