No love for Porkins?

If you drop helping verbs out of your sentences, you might be a redneck.

I just want to find out who wants to fuck a butterfly.

Mid 40's here. I haven't had a hangover except for feeling a little listless since I discovered the magic of a few glasses of water and not starving myself during a heavy drinking session. Being hydrated in the first place helps a crap ton too.

{Taps at heart} Right here. {tap tap} Right here. {Wipes tears}

We don't need your faincy science to kill ourselves!

My balls are cringing in sympathy.

The bloopers and outtakes must be painful to watch. I hope they had a cup for George to wear.

Coconut almond fudge chip. Gaaaccchhhh.

They use extracts, which are like refined hash either solid or liquid. It still tastes a bit like pot but not like those vile hippy weed brownies. And the extracts are tested so the dosage is somewhat reliable so you can take an amount that you know won't wreck you or conversely, you know you'll actually get high. If…

I used to have copied tapes of Dirty Mind and Controversy that I'd listen to on my walkman when I delivered papers. If only I had known about the powers of Prince songs in summoning motherfuckers to pay their bills instead of just horning up an already horny preteen self.

Yeah, I don't like it when there's not much of a problem with a given dish besides semantics. It's a great example of judging a book by it's cover.

I felt the same way about Transformers. I was shocked that it was so beloved once the internet happened and we found out about these odd generational shlock entertainment proclivities.

Do Robots Dream of Electric Scooters?

I haven't made it to the end of any stupid movie in years.

Just get really high and lookit the purdy colors.

And have place a fatwah on the Rednex.

That's where I learned I don't like rollercoasters and love waterparks. Sad to hear it's closed.

I imagine that school populated by variations of the sickly pale blue kid from Springfield Elementary.

Sweet SweetAndreass's Badass Rave.