It smells like Otto's jacket in here.

I think Tim Gunn should direct. Each actor would have to design and sew their own costumes in 2 days.

Plus 2 peeled, boiled duck eggs.

I had to look that up. It was an episode of Peter Gunn; Season 2, Episode 19, "See No
Evil"

Watch out! She does power yoga!

Why is the game even a thing? Don't those people have the internet or genitals to play with?

He also got a good slice to the back of his ankle, which without modern surgery is crippling.

You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
Lisa the Vegetarian has so many good food bits. I'd eat the tofu pups with only thrice the fat of a regular hot dog, a hotdog bun rich in bunly goodness, a pig de resistance, a glass of syrup to dunk my sausages in,…

I'm fairly certain you're right.

As a 'Murcan who has lived all over the country I can say that we are not all violent, unenlightened patriarchs who can't imagine another point of view but there are more of that type than you'd hope for. They are usually easy to spot and avoid.

I still don't know what drawing a picture of a sentence is supposed to accomplish. I have a master's in German and I know grammar pretty well, but diagrams never made any sense to me at all and certainly didn't clarify any part of grammar.

Yeah…No. I get that there are differences between short and long vowels, my problem is the two words used to illustrate that in N. Am. dialects. I think the cot/caught merger thing is kind of false because nobody really uses the word cot anymore. I can imagine that it was a more useful distinction 50 years ago, but…

My problem with the cot-caught thing is that who the hell even has the opportunity to say or hear the word "cot" ever. I've probably used it fewer than 10 times in my life and have heard it about as many times and have actually seen one about as many as well.
I've seen in mentioned in this context very many more times…

You can only go so far until it just becomes Queens or Long Island.

Critics will regard it in the same company as Méliès' "A Trip to the Moon" and Newland's "Bambi Meets Godzilla."

Wu Tang is for the children, so it's okay.

In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

I don't get what Lucas'/Abrams thing is with filming in North Africa. Why not, oh… say… about the half million square miles of more distinctive, more temperate desert in the US… one of which starts about 300 miles from San Francisco…LA's back yard? Arizona? Colorado? Utah? Nevada? Texas? Cali? None of those work? …

Tell me why?

Can we talk about how unsustainable human ranching is? It takes two hundred pounds of feed to make one pound of meat. Where the fuck is PETA in the zombie apocalypse?