ZMF was a poster here…Zodiac Mother Fucker. He often wrote crudely and in all caps about bombastic action movies and the like. He was Crank 2 in human form. I haven't seen him here in a long time, but I think he does randomly post here still.

Steamboat Springs - that makes me feel a little better about the state.

…of cock.

I just love it when people who have never been anywhere close to even barely overweight comment on obesity. They always imagine overweight people constantly gorging themselves on pop, ribs and whole pies. This is because that's how the never overweight/narrow assed would have have to eat to gain a pound.

I live here. Those tiny touristy places are filled with a lot of transplants and vacation homers and are not in any way representative of the rest of the state. Locals disavow those places for good reason. Aspen & Vail's attitude is straight up snotty L.A. and is even worse than the medieval attitudes and beliefs of…

OK "Terrifying" is about 80% too Upworthy. Kid looks a little funny, but he's nothing close to terrifying.

I was friends with a friend of his in New Mexico and met him at a party a few years after this episode came out. He was "between jobs" and I so wanted to say that the Simpson's episode was his best work because I actually thought it was a pretty funny bit, but didn't want to seem like I was giving him shit.

I'm giving Fat Old Hairy White Gal the Aunt Jemima treatment tonight. Who's your friend?! Who's your buddy?!

Uch. String Cheese. I guess it's better than what you should expect out of Colorado though. Outside of Boulder or parts of Denver this place is as redneck as it gets. The best selling artists should just be the noise of snowmobiles and atvs and giant, illegal, Wyoming-purchased fireworks.

I didn't read the comments. Holy crap that's weird.

My hazy memories of the ABC Olympics was that they were much less USA! USA! than NBC's. It was jarring when NBC got them and started with that shit right away.

Google - do you use it?

Binaca! Do you have any Champale to go with that?

"Strange" is also acceptable.

Goodman is definitely capable of an entertaining interview. I think it's just the sheer volume of them he has to do that he must be simply tired of them. And he clearly hates flogging the movie he's currently in.

Miso could work too and easier to find than marmite in the US. The secret ingredient in traditional posole is a pig trotter or three, so if you're going for that umami meatiness, that will help.

Yes, but be careful not to brown the chiles at all - you just want to heat them up and dry them out a bit - so give them a stir halfway through. The chiles should be pliable right out of the bag. If they're brittle, they're old. Even if they're old they're still ok really, just not ideal.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass (and don't have the goddamned decency to give them a reach around)!

I'm going to watch just for the hilarity that will ensue and to hear announcers struggle to be polite & not slag on everything that's going wrong.

Use plenty of red chile. If you live in an area where you can buy frozen Bueno red chile, that's a good start. Since you can get posole I'm betting you can get frozen chile. Powdered pure chile is fine too. Otherwise, get 10-15 dried red New Mexico chiles, toast them in a 300 degree oven for 10 minutes, cool,…