Sound very DeGrassi.

MegaChav vs. UltraTrackie
GigaBuckie vs. SpecialBrew

I can feel my butt gettin' sore already!

Did anyone read the whole article? My carpal tunnels are aching after just scrolling down to the comments.

Why did I do that?

The music that replaced it makes it seem like they booked the banquet room at the Rainforest Cafe for the celebration. Or they got stuck inside a Banana Republic circa 1988.

RIP The Professor.

We like Roy!

Chay-Boooone!

Gentlemen, start your whacking!

Where's the keyboards and the tambourine and the guitar? You know, I mean the stuff that, like, white people like. Somthin' badass…I dunno like R.E.O. Speedwagon or somthin'.

I'm here for the spaghetti-based rapping. I assume the Lions Club will also be serving an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner?

Just about anything by Coil, but their Hellraiser soundtrack is a little more scary.

You must live in NYC or another northern big city. I sentence you to having to wear long pants in the rest of the country that is routinely 95+ degrees and/or stiflingly humid for 6 months a year.

"All the World is Green" for me.

Danvers State Hospital is now luxury apartments.

YOU coveteth my ice cream bar!

We ain't got a constitchency! STOKES got a constitchency!
Well, it's a well-run campaign. Midget and broom and whatnot.

No, we're not gonna fahking do Stone 'enge!

"Shit was real. And then shit got really really really real."