But twee and cutesy are the hallmarks of 21st century pop culture.  I think Ben Gibbard said that. 

I saw him read last year and the material there seemed fresh & funny.  Maybe he's got some mojo coming back or maybe his material translates better to a live performance.

The only ones I've known are all unrepentant alcoholics.  InActionMan speaks the truth.

I loved the self-parody he did for Beavis & Butthead Do America.

If you find yourself in ABQ looking for fake money, give that up but go ahead and get yourself a burrito at Twisters (aka Pollos Hermanos, but don't bother going all the way down to Isleta Blvd. to the shooting location one) and a green chile cheeseburger from Blake's Lottaburger.  Then go to Golden Pride and instead…

If you speed Bruce Springsteen up it sounds like Dolly.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

And it was only the scrote, not the balls.  Total rip-off.  

Shatner is wee.  Like 5'6' or something, right?  I see officially he's 5'10" but he's always the shortest in a crowd.

"Nime Chow" for Vietnamese spring rolls and an impossibly enormous lobstah roll?  You're in RI and the lobsta roll was from Twin Oaks, right?  My wife was just back and made 2 more meals from the leftover lobster roll from there.

I really need this job.
Please God, I need this job.
I've got to get this job!

I thought he used it to cross fade.  A third limb would come in useful as a dj.

Myself & Mrs. FOHWG haziliy stumbled into a great Indonesian place in Amsterdam and it was, despite the memory-blocking amounts of hash, one of the most memorable meals of my life.  The pro tip here to to eat at a place where the clientele are speaking Dutch.

I worked at (a fast food burger place) in '86-87 and only once was there food desecration.  There was a massive asshole in the drivethru who immediately and without provocation started yelling, swearing and making the cashier cry - we could all hear what was going on.  It went like this:  "Can I take your order?" …

Aaron Neville for me.  So glad I don't randomly hear much of that stuff anymore.

I'll be the nerd and say the Bagginses.  Sweet home in an idyllic
setting, lots of dragon hoard, no job, a gardener to do the only real
work around the place… 

…

Go to your room, Pantera!

But if there's no Jerry I can't relate to the porn. 

With a youtube name like "faggotron", I am not shocked.

There was never any such fun at the camp I went to.  And that priest I threw myself at never took the bait either.