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You did that in a hour?  I hope you're writing for a living.  That was great.

I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.

Rogerebert.com ?

What the living shit?!  I've never seen anything implode faster than this.  One of those former staff members has to spill the motherfucking beans about what's going on.

I saw Ministry on the Land of Rape & Honey tour in late '87 or '88 at St. Andrew's in Detroit with Nivek and cEvin from Skinny Puppy helping out.  The pit was vicious but not in a bad way.  It was so loud it was hard to stay in the pit or anywhere near the front half of the theater.  When the show was over, Al or…

aka Nemcilla, Queen of the Desert

Did you see what GAAAAAAD just did to us, man?!

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"It's like, we've got enough crap over here in this country.  Why do we need to go to Europe to get more?"

And who can forget Staka Bo?!

Yeah, your dick's going to stop working after a week or two, and if the KeyMaster finally decides to let you out of your torture device, you're going to have to go into a 12-step Cock Rehab™ program for 3 months.  But really, it's worth it for a tiny bit of fun.

I think if you don't use your junk for weeks at a time you're going to lose tone in all of the orgasm and ejaculation muscles and have weak, wimpy orgasms.  Since most guys use their junk like an athletic pursuit, you're going to find that not "working out" very often results in lower performance.

I always think of Beavis & Butthead's review of Sabotage and when Beavis flips out and says "It's HIM! It's Him! It's Cochise!"

Angel is a Centerfold is catchy enough to block out the bad music but not so catchy as to become an earworm.
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Hildebrandslied or the Lay of Hildebrand by Anon.
Schneepart by Paul Celan

I love Chang but on this show he comes off sort of flat and inarticulate and doesn't seem to accomplish getting into the mind or reasoning of any chef.  It just seems to be a show that shows a lot of cool stuff.

Warp Core Breach!

Or Jimmy Santiago Baca's poetry.

My Lodge 8 quart is scratched and starting to break down even though I've handled it gently, never overheated it and only used wood or plastic utensils on it.  I don't care for another one so I'm getting a Staub next. 

Does it look like a giant band-aid or am I blind?