Same story here - downstairs neighbor played the goddamned Eagles' Hotel California on repeat for hours at a time.  Never liked them, but I can't fucking stand them now, and this was in '91.  And Hotel California is a plodding shitheap of a song.  I think I retaliated by playing E.N.'s Zeichnungen des Patienten O. T.…

Scissor me timbers!

Sure, but I'm not the asshole writing a book whining about how LeBron left Cleveland when that's what they all do.   There's no loyalty there, this a business.  No one's playing for the home team or anything like that really.  It's strictly highest bidder no matter the motivation at this level.  It should come as no…

Book wook yook duk wook

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom in Duluth.

Money or fame/glory - you choose the whore motivator.

Pro athlete pro-tip here: they're all whores. 

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I'm continuing my ongoing quest to popularize Fishbone's awesome and deeply cynical SLICK NICK YOU DEVIL YOU.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You are witnesess at the new birth of Spinal Tap Mark II, hope you enjoy our new direction. …on the bass: Derek Smalls, he wrote this….. (lots of bass double stops)

Evil Betty?

My first wife was 'tarded.  She's a pilot now.

White She-Devil?

Fishbone's "Slick Nick, You Devil You"
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Dan + Mr. French from Family Affair.

Oh shit.  It's a beard-off.  Old school rules?

"Well, you know, if you want to make real jerk chicken or real jerk pork,
you’ve gotta roast the wood over pimentón, and the pimentón needs to be
over live hardwood charcoal"   He meant and probably said "pimento" which is what the Jamaicans call allspice berries.  Pimentón is smoked Spanish paprika.  Just in case you…

There's something on the air besides classic rock or country?  Where do you people live and can I move there?

Tell him what we said 'bout Paint it Black.

Skinny John Goodman was also not too pretty.