My wife had a college senior [sigh] who's thesis on a paper about "Gulliver's Travels" was (word for freaking word) "There sure are a lot of little guys running around there."

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Yeasties?
Who's gonna control that? And what happens when you get a yeastie from a woman? Who's gonna be the Balanitis Buster? This team needs to be giant like the Super Friends.

And how the hell can anyone *stimulate* its past, present and future? What are they even trying to say?

Otm Shank.

A friend of mine did some of her PhD work with Laibach and got to know them very well. She said they were actually nice guys and way more down to earth than you would expect.

Are you going to be a complete doosh like this for your entire tenure here at the AV Club? Sounds like someone needs some head and a cheese burger.

How did the youtube porn day work out, 4channers?

Bachelor 2 :
…Eat all kinda cotton candy, popcorn and shit.
And den, to welax you, or you know, give you a beauty treatment,
I'll take you down to the Wu spa.
We got all the special manicuwists out there, you know, putting it down.
And to end all the night, you know, maybe we'll have a womantic dinner.
Order out some…

Goodbye student loan payments.

I feel like I should get a music theory college credit for reading the last few posts.

Stunt Duggars look like the doll things from 9.

They could use Jamaica and still keep with the theme. I like Hollis myself…or maybe Freshkills.

Whenever I see the director's name, that's who I think of.

Man, you fuck ONE goat…

Damn that felt like a sale.

You really don't understand, do you? Hey man, don't you realize in order for us to make this thing work man we've got to get rid of the pimps and the pushers and the prostitutes, and then start all over again clean?

I need some REAL FOOD!

Hey Jeff, I used to think that cutaway gags were 'invented' on FG or other shows, but watching some season 4 Simpson's recently proved me wrong. I don't remember the specific episodes, but there were plenty of non-story-related cutaways. For instance - Bart's future fantasies where he's Bang Bang Bart the stripper…

It ain't real unless you use real bruised viking cock.