Ha! I may crib those from you, but I'll give you credit.

@Chris Rywalt - last I knew native Italians sort of view Napolitanos as we the Guidos. Bona fide dialect it is, but it's nowhere near an Italian that would be well understood outside that region. If you don't speak it well, you'll look like a fool trying to use a dialect like that. But yeah, try saying Calzone with…

Damn
God I want a pizza right now. Which one of you mooky Guidos is going to scrape the oompaloompa tanning gloop off and make me a fucking pie already? And make with the beers, pronto.

spoilage
I used to brew professionally. First job of the day was to make sure kegs were carbonated right and not infected - an odd, small batch brewery but we kept 6 different strains of yeast going and made up to 30 styles of beer. It took me about a year after I quit (broke my back stacking kegs & lifting wrong)…

Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh, if we could go family-style on 'er.

Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh, if we could go family-style on 'er.

Bunnicula is 10 times the vampire than those sparkling douchey pedophiles that the middle-aged women dig.

Meh - Woody's so fucking neurotic. I like that Brooks don't play that.

Stacy's spelling & grammar are far too good for 'her' level of nonsense.

Touche.

The mopey depresso sentiment of emo (as far as I can tell) was definitely in the 80's - Morrisey/the Smiths, the Cure, and so on. But I don't think "emo" existed then, with the girly-waifish manchild imagery & sucky tunes.

Handjobs for the win.

In dieser Hinsicht ist Deutsch viel klarer als Englisch.

@Famous Genitals: "Vee luff you Neek!"

From where did Emo "resurge?" Are you talking about proto-emo like the Cure?

The profound truths in that book are too difficult for most here to bear, so they spared us the pain.

Yeah, that GuyPaulaHam would take days to render out.

wordloaf
Chay-BONE!

Agreed. Dump the third rate rapper already and make some fat assed beats.

It insists on itself.