The guy who lived downstairs from me played Hotel California pretty much nonstop for the 3-4 months I live there. Really - it was on repeat for hours on end and loud. I never even saw the guy.

Bob, we get it. You're not the clean daddy type you portrayed on Full House, so can the "I now only work blue" bit.

Yes - you'd want to eat local food out of mere pretension. Makes complete sense.

Euro ketchup does suck, and inexplicably has more sugar.

It's the Emanuelle Big Bush(tm) happy meal.

@Jim Rockford - on the cruise I took, not a cheap one either, the food was mostly lousy & repetitive and we ate every meal we could off the boat. Lunch was the same every day and even the cold cuts to make a sammich were utility grade. The upcharge fancier restaurants were great, however. Had really good jerk pork…

Alice Waters wouldn't be able to hack it. I don't think she's actually worked in a kitchen in a very long time. Maybe Alice ca. 1980 could.

Dead McMahon: Horatio Alger for the idiocracy.

I'll get him a Dewar's & water, pronto.

Random Tso. Very unpredictable.

+1

Oh come on. They're libertarians, a belief that celebrates the worst qualities of the right. Cult of individuality, crazy distractions from real issues like conspiracy theories & myopic "I me mine" can't see beyond my very own personal private keep your gubmint hands off my bank account stingy view of the world. …

Kevin's awesome & my fave too. I'm sorry douchehat won.

Funny
Neither the article nor the comments mention who won. I went to bed about halfway through, and I know who lost, but can only guess Kevin won. This phenomenon is occurring on all of the foodie sites, too.

Sweaty cock punching.

"dumb-ass moleculary fuckstronomy cooking" = awesome phrase turnery

Geez
Stop wetting your pants over a damned list of TV shows.

'Sanity Averse' is that you, Sean Hannity?

Old School FTW.

Texting
is for losers and is decidedly unmanly, unless it's a short message like an address for a party. Talking by text is straight up 13-year-old. The carpal tunnel and thumb/hand arthritis industry is gonna explode. Also, yeah, it most definitely is fucking up standard written language.