That chick was hot, and we went all family style on her.

None of you have met Chopper Reid. Losers.

Stop it you guys - don't you know hack Hollywood writers lurk on this site to get ideas for scripts? You're giving it all away for free!

The rest of those imagined monologues are worth a read, too.

Shit, Anywhere - who put that bug in your vagina?

It really makes you think.

See: petroleum corporation operations in west Africa.

Bullets & shot - even though they weigh a few grams they somehow have the mass to lift a 200 pound man off of his feet and throw him a few yards. This is practically every scene with a gun ever in the history of film.

"It's not the heat, it's the stupidity." is gonna get so stolen by so many.

just one thing
HAAAAAAAAM!

just one thing
HAAAAAAAAM!

K-Fed isn't fit to hold Orson Welles cock when he needs to take a leak.

John fucking Goodman
I'd hang with him even though he's off the sauce now. Maybe I'd get him high.

I know no one will ever read this now, but speaking for myself, I don't want to touch your bony, judgey, frowning asses either. I leave that armrest down. You are (skinny assholes) just as repellent to me as I am to you.

Yes - they all look like Paul McCartney now.

I'll be in se HumVee.

You know you love it.

Cork on the Fork with the Wang Shu Jin quote for the M.A. nerd win!

Yeah. You know I'm gettin' silly
Got a grandma Hazel and a Grandma Tilly

It improves with rewatching.