He needs to snort Ritalin or whatever drug he's on & get on here to tell us we all suck and don't live up to Russian standards of film making or orthodox Christianity.

^^^One of my favorite reviews, too.

A *cartoon* pulled off a Proustian moment. Not many films of any sort manage transcendence even if they try.

Hula Chews
Way better than Mounds. You are sorely missed, coconut chocolate candy of my dreams.

Pootie Tang
is a cult movie? I really didn't know anyone had watched it since it went on basic cable.

Uh… hmmm. You know what they say, big nose, big hose.

Ho!

Depends on if it's an Italian stereotypebot or an Italian-American stereotypebot.

where is she when you need her
Beiiona or bellona or whatever the hell. I'm subbing for her when I say: who?

http://james.nerdiphythesou…

Little Eiffel stands in the archway.

The Clown Show Has Been Put On Hiatus For Retooling.

Lasties
I think the Avatar world would be cool. I'm a kung fu geek, though.

Obvious, maybe
The Devil & Daniel Webster.

Luke? Loooo-ooook!

How's the teabagging?

Fannies.

I think Spencer is a genuine, oblivious dooshbag, as opposed to JF's contrived assholery.

Why all jam bands suck
It's way more about the scene than the music, which is often secondary or tertiary to the light show and t-shirt sales and incredibly cheap acid and great weed for sale in the parking lot. It's like a fucking swap meet with a band in the background. Then the outsized adulation given to these…

I still can't get over that ANTM fans can read or buy books.