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Stop pissing on the corpse of Children's Hospital.

You're doing the Lord's work.

Yeah, I think I was more happy that Whataburger got mentioned in any way. I never really went there for breakfast…I was more in the market for chicken fingers and gravy or the frisbee sized cheeseburgers when I rolled in there.

You lost me at "Miracle Whip" dude. That stuff is an abomination.

Salt and Vinegar chips are totally a thing here. You can get them anywhere.

Super happy Sean O'Neal represented Whataburger. That place served ambrosia on those drunken, late college nights. I got excited by Becca's picture but was disappointed to learn it was Dairy Queen as opposed the vastly superior Whataburger option of the same thing.

Every chicken entry here is on point. And…goddammit…do I love me some Chick-Fil-A. My liberal soul feels guilty but my Southern gut demands ever more.

No…forget that last part.

No Black Phillip? He's got butter and dresses!

Terrier's Donal Logue.

It was a proud day when I taught my three year old the correct response to "Guess what?" Her mother was thrilled as well.

I hate it when bands do this…just change the name to something else. I never considered Blink-182 to be a particularly great band but Hoppus is the only original member in this line-up. Stop trying to cash in on a name for a band that doesn't even exist anymore.

But when it's revealed that Jon is a Targaryen and not Ned Stark's child, I think his support from the North will become very tenuous.

Nailed it.

Right, I get that. It's one thing to sacrifice your soldiers, even burn cities full of civilians (hi Dany!). But being willing to sacrifice her family for her power…maybe we should ask Stannis how well that worked out. I really hope Brienne comes back and is freaking horrified with how dishonorable she was. I get

It's been mentioned many times but I really hope we get a little "You called in aid from the Vale? WTF dude? Maybe your baby brother would be alive if you had mentioned it." from Jon to Sansa.

Yeah…but then she really has become cruel. You're basically saying that she got one brother killed (who was basically a child) and almost got another brother killed so she wouldn't be "marginalized." That's pretty messed up.

Why do I feel like Jack the Ripper is going to show up at any time now?

Don't forget sweet, sweet opiates.

Speculation is that one of them recognized the Hound, told LSH, and she said "Kill 'em all." Fits with her character.