Bastard's left the gate open as they stole out into the night. That's messed up. Hopefully all the main characters get hunted down by the two kids they saw at the dinner table on the way out, bent on wreaking bloody revenge.

Errol Morris. I need this shows version of "Vernon, Florida"

Missed opportunity to use a shot of him as a vampire. I expect better AV Club.

I generally agree with you but you owe Bela Fleck and Punch Brothers an apology. Banjo makes everything better.

As much as I love pulled pork in a mustard based barbecue sauce, I have to agree with you. Gumbo, etouffe, Po'boys and muffuletta all day.

So…New Haven style? Apizza!

As a former resident of several Southern cities (Tallahassee, Atlanta, Chapel Hill), I'd say you are drawing a distinction between the South and the Deep South. New Orleans is a cultural entity unto itself…I wouldn't really classify it as Southern or belonging to the Deep South.

I agree with putting an asterik next to Chicago-style pizza but there's something wrong with you if you can't enjoy a pizza pot pie on its own merits.

Whenever I hear Sugar Water, I immediately think of Buffy's "sexy" dance with Xander. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

He was going to be a mommy too until that bastard tooth robot killed Ben.

I like your idea but I think it could have worked if Will was the one who developed a connection with Clarice instead of Hannibal being the mentor. This, in turn, would make Hannibal jealous and make him see Clarice as more of a threat, giving him more of a sense of menace with her and whether he had her interests at…

The only thing I even kind of liked about the Aqua Teens were the Mooninites and they got old fast. Of the four original Adult Swim shows, Sealab 2021 was the true national treasure.

Man, after all that…I would have loved to see how they brought Clarice into that romance. Would we have gotten fiction's most twisted love triangle? The world will never know…

Does one movie (and its sequels) a genre make?

I wish they had listed where in the song the actual sampled break occurs. I'm a busy man.

The Simpsons…where else really?

I'm surprised that there are so many HBO shows in the red. And "All Good Things…" is a treasure, dammit.

No "He's history's greatest monster?" I am surprised, frankly.

I get that. He deserves worse than being antagonized. But since the show is named Hannibal and it is a work of fiction, Fuller has narratively manipulated me into rooting for the bad guy.

Well, I don't have a PS4, I have an Xbox One. It has been noted elsewhere that the PS4 is significantly faster when installing a game off disk. I still don't regret my choice.