@avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus Do you like ham?

Burn Bush! Burn Bush! Burn Bush!

And that's why Jesus was known as the king . . . of queens.

I just came for the free chicken.

Eh, I wish it were with Wynn Duffy.

@Nudeviking:disqus That's the kind of tight scripting for which Law & Order is known!

Good choices. Although I would only be super offended if you suggested Fred Thompson as DA. I cannot even begin to express my loathing for his character. Fuck his down home anti-charm.

Jesus that was good.

I can't take modern semi-retired. That eye liner is not flattering.

I feel strongly that Mack the Knife is about a guy who goes around deflowering women. There are some lines in there that don't make any sense in that context, but I'm assuming those were just protective coloration.

I thought it looked a little extra long, so I couldn't stop from thinking of Buster Bluth, Mr. Banana Grabber.

Call me a traditionalist, but I like to combine my hookers with blow.

I actually bought the MP3 of You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive (the Darrell Scott version because I'm not buying anything involving the words Brad Paisley) because that song is so evocative for me because of the show.

Although the montage kind of sucked. They really laid that on thick.

Any season finale of Justified in which You'll Never Leave Harlan alive plays kills it.

The final scene of TNG totally does it for me. The final scene of Last Life in the Universe also. I love that movie so much.

No criticism of your work intended!

Brainiac.

And now we know how many people from the Dayton-area read this article. Ugh, Tipp City sucks. Kim Deal was right.

I was Wang Chunging the fuck out of things back in 1987, so I probably would have enjoyed that. That being said, I was 7.