There's a Pigface, in your neighborhood, like a Robin Hood, gonna get some!

Misty watercolor memories.

Good new industrial is HARD to find. I tend to go back and check out all the bands I should have when I was younger.

Ha! Remember during the MDFMK show that silly robot puppet controlled by some muscle dude?

"Screw it, use the plumber snake, and just rattle it around."

Wuss!

My kind of grandfather!

The Brood style.

[Hands katana] Save face.

I don't know man, if I had to I could kick and punch my way out of a mob of little girls. I wouldn't be proud, but I could do it.

He did have Rickles lined up, but I guess Rickles had a death in the family. Who knows, it might still be on the back burner.

Sometimes it pays to be the record guy instead of the vanilla nerd. Mel and Maron really bonded over music, which makes sense why Mel took such a shine to Maron. Chris and his sonic screwdriver isn't going to make much impact on an old jew with a love of Buddy Rich drumming.

I found that his friends visit him often to be very touching.

It's got better writing at least.

How about videogames you wish were made into a movie? I wanted Parasite Eve the movie based on the Japanese game based on the Japanese movie based on the Japanese book just for my brain to explode.

Mortal Kombat for pure cheese.

Don't forget lots of footage of women running around in thongs. You know, for the kids.

Maybe he'll go by Rodney Dangerfield's example and go Back to School.

They're doing it wrong. It has to be a Disney ride or a boardgame to work. I vote for Mouse Trap the movie.

[Slams fist on desk] Keep it up, and I'll have you back to reporting on bake sales, and town meetings!