My parents used to make Brandy Alexanders quite often when I was growing up. That's what they called them anyways. Turns out they were just drinking vanilla milkshakes with whiskey in 'em.

There is NOTHING boring about black and white milkshakes!

[dedicates INXS song to Dikachu and Pervy Obit]

@Real Irwin: That's not the way your diarrhea tells it.

Why is that spider monkey so sad??

I run a mid-scale escort service. Let me know when you're ready to talk.

Seriously. We're going to go out and get a nice lunch or dinner (or both) sometime this weekend. Kind of like we do most weekends. Maybe have an extra round or two with the money we save not buying each other some disposable heart pillow thing or shitty candy.

Did you puke out of your vagina, Clarissa?

Have you tried eating with your mouth?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah Boi!

….says the guy who CAN afford to orgy.

Louvin Brothers - While You're Cheating On Me
Mohammed Rafi - Gulabi Ankben
John Cale - The Man Who Couldn't Afford to Orgy
Sunforest - Lighthouse Keeper
Muddy Waters - 40 Days and 40 Nights

The nebbish one?

[COMES}

Johnny Walker Black. Lots. Goes good with food. Sometimes.

I didn't think he was gonna do The Daves I Know but bam zoom….second encore!

Ooh! A two part episode!!!

I got your two flamingos in a fruit fight right here, buddy.

The latter. Just the other day he called some Puerto Ricans a bunch of "potato-eating drunks".

I'm not saying Wolf of Wall Street was long, but the reason I've been away for as long as I have is because I just came back from a 2013 noon screening of it.