I already have the cancerAIDS somethin' awful, so…

One who will never first away!

But your mother will never love Pearl Jam like she loves to bone.

I think the Viola Coalition is paying Marah to do that. Fuckin' corruption, man.

Yeah, that word does need to get more play.

Bring it!! DV me!!

Holy fuck, do I hate Pearl Jam. Nothing redeeming, original, or soulful about those fucks. In my opinion.

So, Pearl Jam is like that teacher that convinced Hitler that there is more to life than just art?

My beezor won't shut up about this show.

Story of my life…

Is that a missile on your face, or are you just unhappy with the new Disqus?

Holy fuck. You just made prison more terrifying somehow.

Those are pretty great. I had to actually check to see if those excerpts were real because I couldn't believe how bad 50 Shades actually is. Jesus fuck.

I hope they don't get into a tiff.

Let's kill Anna Gunn!! She's such a bitch (on that show).

Not good enough. I'm going back to med school.

Take a look at me now…

http://www.eonline.com/eol_…

So, I take it you're uncircumcised, Catgun?

Not for the guy it ain't.