Sings like Mars, Looks like Bieber, and she farts just like her daddy do.

Kiss my rump, chump!

Holy crap.

You'd like that wouldn't you?? You black bastard.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE JIZZ THAT IS COMING OUT OF MY DICK??

Well, that and the words.

I like slow amputees. I'm more of a stump n Gump.

"That was my gay twin. His name? Uh….Peter 2?"

Are you one of those fucks that get their pottery at the curtain barn? You people are the worst!

Okay guys, I got everybody some coffee. Who got the black with two sugOH MY CHRIST WHY ARE YOU NAKED BUZZ?!?!!?!?!?!?

*fucks food*

She doesn't know what's she's MISON. Get it??

@ColdGottoBe:disqus urite

That was the best name she could come up with? Mamie Gummer? Sounds like someone who'd star in granny porn.

I'm thinking about Tom Mison, per your request, and it's doing nothing for me.

Gimme a ride, yo!

*holds out unlit cigarette*

Well, maybe you should change your name to EnviousDutchOvenTime.

Is that the child they produced? Ewww!

*farts*