What does avoiding shitty food have to do with anally raping a 13 year old?

"You don't understand him!! He just happens to enjoy tight things!!"

*lights torch*

Knock knock.

Settle down, Emmanuelle. I'm sure you know the real Roman better than we do.

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus Okay, but you're still Nicholson.

Ted Nugent too. (edit: Dammit, Ghost!)

@avclub-7f720bbf75ca938c6adcb570530a0ce4:disqus Go watch Pirates or something then, will ya?
"Arrgh, take this quaalude and tend to my scabbard!"

*drugs @avclub-52ed1f89cb6f846e8efba0e4eacf9c27:disqus *

Bowie too, but that's different…right? Nah.

If I were negotiating a film deal or something with Polanski, I'd have to say "DO I look like a 13 year old girl? Do I? Well, why are you trying to fuck me Roman?"

I blame the Beatles.

Less rape-defending, and more conversation ending.

I know. It's not like she was 8. She was 13! Sheesh!

If you believe that, you've got a rough ride ahead of you.

Jealous much??

He had a great sense of depth in his paintings. He also hated Jews enough to try to wipe them off of the Earth. But he failed. Loser. Shoulda stuck to painting, stupid.

Roman Polanski as Scarface:

Why is Cate Blanchett looking so sad up there?

Only in America!!