*gets mohawk*

That picture is awesome.

Are you sure that's not the spicy chicken?

Thanks. Cheers!

Um, Digital Camera World magazine rated my face as one of the top 5 cameras on the market in 2013, so it's their loss!

Ohhhhh………….you just did it. That's it. It is so fucking on that it's gonna look off. You just made a mistake. You hear me? I'm coming for you. I'm a Navy Seal. See that little red dot? You don't? Are you even looking? What the fuck are you doing? I have my laser scope on you and you're playing with your damn cat?!?!?!

Turn around. This is gonna hurt you more than it will me…

I'll take it, considering what Dik has in mind.

My work has been sucking big buh-doingers today. I'll be judging everyone later. Especially you, Pix.

I'm not so sure I should have invited you to my pot luck tonight, Dik.

Well, from what he told me…..I wouldn't turn my back on him if I were you.

…and bangs who?

They're very House of Style-y.

How about Connie's Cunthair Collection? Alliteration!

Race ya there!!

They shoulda went with FartPoop

That's the name of that porno film you shot with ElDan, no?

I heard that. Lots of bad stuff going around out there.

That'll give him something to chew on!

What happened to your face??