Well, there's no telling what she'd get if she raped Sheen.

Fuck. Again?!??

Sonia Braga. Man, I'd kiss her spiderwoman, if you catch my drift.

Yes. For 2 1/2 hours.

Hey! These shoes cost 32 bucks!

Hypocrite!

That's a fact.

So, you'd say that Clint, in fact "makes your day"?

You must first find a phone booth. Next, you must find a poster on here who goes by the name "Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind"….

Grab on and don't let go!

Other than the pedophiling?

Whoa..whoa. That's the jar where we keep the pickled eggs. I was just gonna put some more in.

About that drink, uh…..someone drank it.

If you're sending stuff, send me a double shot of Johnny Black.

Working on releasing some music. A couple EPs probably. The only problem is, where's the best place to put 'em out online? Soundcloud? Bandcamp? What's gonna be the next Soundcloud?

Pedophiles own the media. Where you been?

"If there's dirt on the field…..play ball!" - Ed Gein

What are you talking about?

He's clean, he cooks, and he made me a scarf out of this neat material!

Uh..it gets cold in the M?