Si

Can I come if I promise to stand my ground and smoke bath salts while doing so?

"For my first order of business, I'm going to lower that pesky age of consent!"

I'm way too fucking awesome at being humble to ever be a narcissist. So suck it, failures.

Yeah, I'm with you on that. I listen to people talk all day. No need to get more of that in my life.

Can you send me a free version of said software?

We're talking Gabby Hayes big!!

Or the salvia challenge.

I HATE YOU.

But she can poke fun at herself (because she doesn't realize Miley and Hannah Montana are 2 different people) and she plays her own instruments (with her tongue) and her dad has some rare heart condition and…and..A ++++

WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!?!?

*jumps into hedge row*

Those fuckers at Grantland didn't even review Grant Hart's new album. Poseurs!

I can see this. Fuck, so Timberlake isn't quite Elvis. Is he Bill Haley? Tony Sheridan?

She sucks at the organ?

Nah, fuck that…Fairuza Balk is sexy sexy. You see Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? Goddamn.

Your mom at prom blows mainly all the slobs

Most of them pronounce it "treed", so you can probably still use it.

My First Firsty.

These colors don't run.