I'm on a diet. Just whiskey for me, please.

…or mid-tour.

This shite news has fooked my day but good!

A classy dame, you are.

Son of a bitch.

The former, apparently.

Your PALMARIS LONGUS is kind of a letdown!

Shut your benzie box!

I thought one of them wasn't Staying Alive, if you know what I mean.

If his name is Zacky, he's one lucky mofo, bro-bro.

Timely!

*claps hands and says "no" *

*sobs*

*does Reagan impression*

The girls will be sexed. The guys will be punched.

Hey! We're all gonna get laid!

It's cold. So very…..very…………………cold.

Tradesies? I have an Italian hoagie and half a blunt.

I'd celebrate getting the clap first.

Oh my fucking GOD!!!!!