*throws brick at @avclub-e7be8d8e2b9e28afea9bd38a675cd65b:disqus *

Freedom!

She looks like she's cuckoo-bananas for Cocoapuffs and bananas.

Honest to blog?

Nothin's gonna stop us now.

Nothing is as good as or will ever be better than Laserblast. Laserblast is at the top of everything. All the time. Everywhere.

I don't know, Miley seems to really have something here and she's addressing her haters and her songs are good and she's self aware and can laugh blah blah blah blah.

The sirens just sing. They don't take your head and smash it on the rocky reef. You have to go to them.

Miley: Gay guys think she's hot.

Now she's Prince?

@avclub-1441762ea1630bc0605fdcef3984e996:disqus For goodness' sake…

Her brain is out of oxygen?

Swift was taken out in front of Circus Circus. An obvious victim of a pillow fight. There was glitter and feathers and blond hair everywhere. It was terrible. The cops are looking to question Ke$ha on her whereabouts around the time of the attack. Stay tuned.

*telegrams Sam*

I'm gonna let my hunger dunger til it's danged.

Birdsmell? Did somebody say Birdsmell?? Why isn't my Birdsmell notification working??

"I listened to Nirvana. I achieved nothing."

This is not my beautiful wife!

If you were patronizing or working at a titty bar in the 90s, you might have heard this song twice an hour. Fucking horrible.

I have a cousin like that (she's "special").