I thought the fact this a Bob's Burgers use Benjamin would bother me, but here I am…wanting to be choke raped…with a burger.

I like the beats. I like the premises of some of the songs. However, the lyrics really could use more grit. I would love to hear a bit more filth from the filth we all know Britney Spears is. Being selfish? Sex with a guy she wants to breakup with? Dating a criminal? Great! However, how about we cut the PG-13 crap.…

"I should warn you. My shit is way tormented."

Lassie had 588 episodes? That's a lot of kids stuck in wells.

"20 watt glow," huh?

Ho Hum:

Ironically, there was most assuredly a number of woman, in various roles, who conceptualized and approved this ad on various levels of the ad agency and Dodge itself.

idiotking is right. I have a 2nd grade teacher for a wife, and when I went home from work last night, I told her about this interview and book. She didn't care much and rolled her eyes, saying something akin to AMGAAWI, while also noting in a mocking tone that several of her kids also read ratty C&H from the library. …

"I think some of the reason 'Calvin and Hobbes' still finds an audience today is because I chose not to run the wheels off it. "

Of course it will be in Detroit. I'm hoping for a cameo by Michael Moore.

I'm more excited about the Four Brothers sequel.

I also enjoyed that movie.

Comprehensive DVD Boxed set for Christmas 2010 confirmed.

What do you think this crunchy cum-rag in my desk drawer is for?

So we no longer like Kid Rock?

This movie looks funny, and I laughed the first time I saw the trailer. I think I will watch it in the hopes of it being good, and frankly I am surprised by the score.

Greatest republican Simpsons quote: Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.

"Christian" does not equal "good person". It does not equal "bad person" or "hypocrite" or "fool", either.

Pat on the back.

My liver came back to me once, sliding on the floor towards my bar stool I picked him up. Told him I would never let him go again. But I did.