of course the world isn't flat there are mountains everywhere dumbass

I thought Brazil was supposed to win, or possibly Germany, but not The Good Wife.

No, I will tell you here that you are wrong.

I haven't seen either of these episodes but even I know that Mad Men is better.

The Onion A.V. Club

The Onion A.V. Club

As an acclaimed author of several famous Buzzfeed articles, I am insulted!

This sure beats my old method!

PB gives Finn an arm that is immensely powerful—so powerful it can even ruin spaghetti—then later criticizes Finn's Magic Arm for being too powerful. It seems as though she sees the faults of others much more easily than the faults of herself.

Hooker—I hardly even know her!

Fuck the homosexuals! Wait, hold on a second, I didn't mean it like that…

Who says you can't compare apples and oranges? They're both fruit!

You guys don't understand math.

So…Rick and Morty?

The last episode ended with an examination of how much Rick cares about Morty, but he never showing Morty how much Rick loves/needs him. This episode ends by showing how much Morty needs/loves Rick, but doesn't reveal this to Rick.

"They're going to look pretty stupid when they find out"
"Find out what, Rick?"
*Rick presses a button*
KABOOOOOOOOM
Terminus blows up.

"The Lazarus Experiment" sounds too much like a title for a Big Bang Theory episode for my liking.

Hey, I know what an algorithm is! Could, could I get a job there?

Shit, man, I was watching this with my dad.

Another reason that Adventure Time remains so fresh is that it perfectly mixes its surreal and tone with repeatable/regular themes and—I'd argue more importantly—dialog. The excellent "Root Beer Guy," for example, garners much of its humor from its faux-crime-novel style, and its background bits about "the leads. It's…