Adventure Time is on a roll! And this was way better than The Monuments Men.

Strange. I am writing a short story in the "Hemingway style" for my High School English class. It is a sci-fi, and like any good Hemingway story, it begins by describing a location, transitions into a long conversation at a bar and ends abruptly with the main character "contracting gonorrhea from a Spanish sexbot in a…

In 12 Years a Slave, I really think that choice to have every black person be a slave was interesting, but also kinda racist.

I am glad some bad movies are finally getting the recognition they deserve.

Actually, it's weird to say this, but this episode ended on a really positive note. Not Morty burying himself. After the credits. When the Cronenberged-for-life Rick and Morty enter the Cronenberged-up world. It's optimistic to imagine that for every horrible event in a horrible universe, there is some solstice.

I have a feeling that PB is, at some point, going to create nuclear weaponry.

Right, I kill other people and feel no pain, physical or psychological, myself.

I am hoping some child runs up to their parents after watching this and begins asking, "Is it morally OK to create a molecular replica of somebody and painlessly kill the original?" or maybe, "Hey mom, would it be considered killing you if I reset crucial parts of your memory? No, OK then!"

Actually, F is for "failure."

Deafheaven's "Sunbather"

Do I at least get one shit?

Isn't life a LARP game?

I've been playing a wife-or-dog? variant game for a while now called Homeless Man or Chess Player?

Fuck it. Grade Thread. Right here; right now. Updated second-ly. A- for met to, so that's an A- overall.

"In this episode of Adventure Time, Finn gets a new penis made of grass!"
-AV Club

Carlsen, dude, Magnus Carlsen.

Gee, I don't know if that's a grade.

I wished they would have dissected the corpse in a horribly gruesome episode.

Was this not a follow up to last episode…where we learned Pierce died…at the end of the episode…which this episode continued…by expanding on the fact that he died?

A.