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Yes, when his aunt took his blood in the car in the last episode (which was kind of sketchy) he was surprised 'cause he already knew he wasn't a match. Go back and check his dialogue. It's all carrot and stick stuff for Martin. These easties are just stringing him along with new (fake) difficulties each time they see

He'll be the Jim Belushi of driving movies.

And Candyman II was directed by Bill effin' Condon…

A brand new blu-ray release of Cherry 2000.

Bechdel test? *sound of Ballers laughing in your face*

Here I come to save the dayyyyyyyy

Yeah, it's true. The major problem with the British Mouse as compared to the US squirrel is how slowwwww the pauses are between the dialogue and even how slowww the dialogue is itself. Hopefully super-fast brummy John Oliver will solve this.

Yeah, I like this show, and do not like the frowny-face reviews…

He is a sunflower of a man.

We Need to Talk about Damien.

The review says: 'Wealthy, well-connected drug dealer Bebop Jones (Chris Parnell) warns Rock that whatever the scheme, ““Cops are merely the foundation of the pyramid. This goes way higher than that.”'

"We will sell no wine before its time." They made a promise to all people.

I know you are but what am I?!!

Maybe you can drive her to the lake and get it on in the back of your brother's pick up truck?

The internet says Lee Pace, Tom Hiddelston and JJ Feild are the same person, and the internet cannot be wrong.

Happyish? You don't like a half hour of constant moaning? What's wrong with these people today!

Find yourself some green tea agar, you know, for your next Snowpiercer party.

Plus it was scarier than that show Salem.

Aaw, now you're just making me feel sad…

Next week he shows up at the saddest bar in the universe, but with Jon Snow.