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You wanna be there when they count up the dudes
And I love your dress
You're a juvenile success
Because your face is a mess
So how could they know?
I said, how could they know?

That he's the Baldwin that none of the Bettys love.

As in my comment below, Westies did it too. My burned eyeballs can attest to this.

When I was in West Berlin in the 80s, though, one of the thing that surprised me was naked people just hanging out in parks. Like sunning themselves, naturism, sure, but with major roads within the reach of the human eye. Germans, man.

For me this is an ironic comment because when I lived in Germany I was always Super Annoyed that they dubbed all movies into german. They used like the same 12 voice actors too, so if you were watching, say a movie with John Wayne and a movie with Toshiro Mifune, it would be the exact same voice, ärgerlich!

The world's classiest McDonalds is in an 18th c. building on MariaHilferStrasse. Yep, a little bit sad I know this…

It's just a red car named "Generally." What's the problem?

And when they drink, they will drink in the hardest-ass suicide bar of all time, where there is always a dame singing a sad song that makes you, nay, verily forces you, to want to kill yourself….

The next PTA bake sale is gonna be super-awkward.

He WILL trade it by the end of the season though. In fact, he'll probably set it on fire.

Of course I love this show 'cause it's amazingly fast and loose with the jokes, but it makes it especially sweet when we get a joke by Gary, or at Gary's expense, or an accidental joke by Gary - just any joke concerning Gary, really. I guess I just love the guy who carries the bag.

Mercedes Ruehl. Janice Dickinson. Carla Gugino. Jessica Lange. Anybody else?

I want to see the Dawn and Shirley show.

The first African American to win a Clio was Shirley Davis in 1972, for AT&T. I'd like to think that Dawn only has a couple of years to wait to come into her own.

Does it really matter whether Don created that Coke commercial or not? The feeling in that commercial was obviously something that was in the air in 1970. If Don wrote the commercial, he went back to something that he knows he can do, and did it exceedingly well. If he didn't write it, instead staying in Northern

Can this be the part where we list OUR favorite dated movies? Because Clash of the Titans. Harry Hamlin in a loincloth, wandering almost aimlessly, perpetually confused.

Cookie Lyon bursts into the Sheriff's office. "Oh hell nah."

Tweet the poop emoji and - you also get a Domino's pizza.

In all fairness, the internet warned him not to go, but he chose to take matters into his own hands.

I saw this movie, and I was okay, but my friend saw it and his dick fell off.