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When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, one side of my mouth was still bleeding after 24 hours. My dentist told me to put some teabags in there (yeah, I know, teabags, har har) which totally worked. But from that day on I can't drink chamomile tea. I guess, luckily, Elizabeth isn't a bleeder.

"Thankfully."

Also we won't see the Hector character's ample butt as he masturbates into his bathroom sink.

I choo-choo-choose Beyoncé — to get all the awards evah!

This movie is the Huffington Post Divorce section come to life.

Can't Kanye just give all of his awards to Beyonce and be done with it?

Yes, more Doris please - she's the best!

Me either/me too. But I would watch these guys do anything - how about a show for Groundhog day or the Vernal Equinox?

Unless future me comes back and tells me to watch, I'm giving up on this show.

Yeah, because reading every word in this post is like a trip back to the 90s

At least they didn't show us the santorum.

Yah know, I'm kind of okay with all of this stuff. But Frank's beer grosses me the hell out.

This is like if the Twin Peaks soundtrack married the Dune soundtrack.

The House of Navarre - come to escape murderous clergymen - stay for the Eurotrash.

X actly

Kinda thought the same thing, want to love this, but most of the bits go on toooooooooooo lonnnnnnnnnnnng…

How can they give this episode a B+ when it's obviously five stars. It's so distracting!

Was gonna say in the "roomate/buddy who's human cheese" category, the guys in A to Z and Mulaney are sort of better 'til I realized that both of those shows are cancelled and the same guy is in Marry Me and all we have is fucking Bevers.

Yeah, and just when we were about to get to "P is for Penis."

David Bowie owned up to being The Man Who Sold the World.