For Elsa going to the great freakshow in the sky is heaven. But the audience members who have to watch her singing every night? Those poor folks must be thinking "what fresh hell is this?"

She's less of a Cookie and more of a toaster waffle, the way this show has her pop up into every motherloving scene.

It's probably the never-ending goofiness, but this has been the most enjoyable season for me too.

Hooray Hooray Hooray!

Yup. When is the AV club gonna stop reviewing this show?

The Aerosmith cover of this song almost works better, because nobody ever expected those guys to make any sense. Plus, if you watch them sing it in the Bee Gees movie Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band, you get to watch one of the goofiest films of all time…

If you could live in another time period, when would it be?

That's 'cause episode 11 "Dear Leader," was set in North Korea…

"…evil and true goodness can co-exist in the same person." Well, yeah, but on AHS, that person is always Mother or the show's mother figure. What's the story with Mother Ryan Murphy, I ask you?

We have always roasted some kind of bird. Even tho' I'm 1/2 Italian that usually only means incorporating sausage in one way or another. (Insert joke here. Now insert another). But a few months ago I discovered a miso/bbq sauce marinade from Japan that you can do with slow-roasted beef, and man, it is excellent. So…

Was gonna make a Cosby joke about that, but you know, let's not touch Dumb Donald. Also - is it worth watching Ascension, anybody?

If it's coolness we're talking about Paul McCartney will outlive Pete Best. It's just been announced Ringo will receive a "special reward for musical excellence" at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame. Please Ringo, make sure you don't trip over any stairs at the ceremony, or eat bad shellfish…

The Beatles are dying in order of coolness. Ringo should check in regularly with his doctor…

Yup, that's why I sleep around too, 'cause I'm so noble…

Also, I know it's only a TV show, but legally you cannot rip a baby away from the person who's carried it in her womb, surrogacy contract or no. Petra could sue Jane for all the money she's paid her so far (which is what, exactly) but as far as custody of the baby, biology always wins. Even in cases with surrogate…

And then it can bounce off Leith's head and kill Castleroy, and then whoops it hits Narcisse. Why can't these ladies all get the lovers they deserve?

Yeah, also remember that Mary was totally gonna marry Bash, and she loved Bash and Bash was the greatest and then it was time for her to marry Francis and so then she loved Francis and theirs was a love that would last forever.

These past two episodes have been tough to watch, but I am really enjoying all of Catherine's ghost friends.

Aaaw, I was really touched by this episode. Adam and Zelda are so cute. And of all the shows that have a human-cheese-best-friend (Marry Me, Mulaney), I think Stu is kinda likable. There, I said it.

Meegan isn't all Meegan because she's a woman. She's just larger than lye-uff.