The best thing about the show Black Dynamite is that it made me seek out the original movie. That shit is hilarious. But since the Michael Jackson episode was the funniest of last season, I am so looking forward to what they do to Bill Cosby.

You know, I've never been able to get Glenn Close. Maybe she's too New Englandy for me, or something. I like my broads a little more - out there, shall we say.

When Dandy comes up with the evil plan to pay for Dot's dream of cutting off her sister's head, let's hope Dot can keep that plan to herself. Up until the point that Dandy of course cuts off Dot's head. And then Bette and Dandy can eat all the caviar and drink all the RC cola in peace.

Faye Dunaway is probably the only actress who could fill the Jessica Lange- sized hole if she leaves. But really they should pay Jessica Lange all the money to make her stay. Worth every penny.

Okay, I heard a British person pronounce Dalziel, and it was so different from how it's spelled that I immediately blocked it out of my mind. So how do you say that name that looks like it should be Dall Zeel but isn't?

30 Rock won so many Emmys though. And ratings that looked bad at the time it started, ended up looking pretty pretty good as TV audiences dwindled away over the years. Same thing with Parks and Rec (platonic friendships/Emmys/stable ratings that start out looking bad but end up feeling good).

Yeah he's definitely this season's MVP, and a way better actor than, well, we all know who they are…

Lady Mary has the right to lord it over Edith. After all, Mary's offed two men with her killer vadge (the Turkish Gentleman and Matthew Crawley. Looks like Gillingham will have a narrow escape). Lady Edith has only sent one gentleman to his grave. Keep up, lazybones!

The show was pretty much done for after the episode about Planets. Pee Wee says "That's Uranus boys and girls. But we don't want to go there…" and a bajillion parents complained.

New Yorkyo and Los Angelokyo are so much better than that pretentious San Fransokyo.

I'll allow it.

Catherine tore into that leg of capon like a total Henry VIIIth.

Loved Dell's romance with the semi-interested rentboy too. But when Jimmy made Desiree bleed just from touching her for one second, it made me think Huh. What is going on here? That Dell must really have a micro-penis. And then we find out it was a miscarriage and of course lobster boy has big hands, so it's excusable…

I know you are but what am I?

With this show, we finally get your boyfriend and your Mom's boyfriend together in one place!

I'll bet that bracelet Jane's dad gave signed XO meant a kiss and a hug, not a personal inscription to Xo. Because he's so vain, he probably thinks this show is about him. And that is why yeah, he cracks me the heck up too.

Lady Mary slept with the Turkish Gentleman and he instantly died. Then she slept with Matthew Crawley, and he snuffed it. Now they're announcing the dog is going to die? I wonder…..

Oh, you're right! It's all mixed up - like - a dream - or Lara Flynn Boyle's new face.

I first saw Lost Highway on DVD years ago, and we paused it in the middle to get snacks, and that's when we found out that Princess Diana died. So we watched that coverage for awhile, and went back to Lost Highway, and now when I watch Lost Highway again, I'm always waiting for that part.

Ignore it? Lara Flynn Boyle looks like the wife from Eraserhead now. So what're you gonna do?