Consider though, that the song that James and Donna and Cousin Maddie sang sittin' together on the grass was the one of the lamest moments in TV. "I want you. Right back inside my heart…" Stupid James and that stupid song, it's Got to be intentional, right?

But Catherine is in trouble now she's started seeing those twins from The Shining.

Lots of those guys are bachelors, not 'cause they're like Daniel Stern, but you know, because they're physicists.

I heard that in Sweet Dee's voice.

This is weird, it's much worse than I feared…

When I watched her character Liza at the end of this season, I was thinking Oh. She is going to be the one who exposes that radiation is a health risk, in the most politically indisputable way - putting the lives of families in danger. You know, you go girl!

Um, my uncle was a nuclear physicist who was in Los Alamos and Kwajalein, and actually ended up working in Moscow, Idaho. When we were tiny kids he impressed us by taking us to the lab and pouring something down from a big metal jug and burning a hole in the concrete floor…

It looks like she's gonna have a radiation baby though, so there's that.

Apparently if you keep saying that word apparently it'll make you famous.

Maybe someone can answer this. In that movie Fat Man and Little Boy, the John Cusack character gets exposed to some of that darn radioactivity and he swells up like a balloon and dies. But in Manhattan, Fritz Inhales a noseload of uranium, and has to pee and vomit it out, and then he's, um, okay?

Sad cat.

Selfie and Manhattan Love Story are for you if you're looking for something cute and fluffy. All the cast on Mulaney is so much better than their material. Why can Martin Short never find something good - it's been like, forever. I've watched all the Madam Secretary, which is like Scandal without the intelligence or…

Can a wizard cure Ebola?

Worth it.

Shoot, I could eat that whole pumpkin pie in the picture right now. And wait a minute. What's a limey doing smearing delicious U.S. pumpkin-based desserts, just because pumpkins are funny-foreign-food in the British Isles? He can go eat a Victoria Sponge or a sticky-toffee spotted dick, and leave our American…

Speaking of Shipping (subject change, ahem) I do not ship Carrie and Quinn, like Sonia does. It all feels so shoehorned. What about Quinn's new apartment manager girlfriend? What about her, I say? And also, about the surprise at the end. Who could have known that the CIA Agent's death was set up by none other than…

Tonight's episode: In which Paul Muni and George Raft say "Ulp."

As soon as Chalky sees that kid in the room he knows that he's doomed. And RIP Van Alden, ya big lug-head, you.

This is all just a scheme to sell those collectable Disney pins. Those sweet sweet Disney pins.

Also - Francis is having visions of the father he killed. Just like his father had visions of his own dead brother. Of course, that baby's maid couldn't really be Francis's father,'cause she wasn't naked from the waist down.