Unfortunately, until we get our manufactured replicas, none of us will have an actual Lindsay Lohan vagina experience.

Mean Girls was the shit when that chick got hit by a car.

I'm usually skeptical, but I fully suppose your usage of that crossed out phrase.

That's cruel, partner. Cruel.

Presumably, he was ejaculating the entire time.

Die Antwoord's use of dollar signs > Ke$ha's use of dollar signs.

With Die Antwoord, you either get it, or you don't get it. Or, you don't get it, but you can't stop listening to it. You just accept that Yolandi is the richest bitch with the nicest ass and enjoy.

Read a synopsis of the first on Wikipedia, then start with AC2. Get ready to have hours sucked out of you like they were minutes.

I don't even care about the story anymore. I just like hopping around on buildings and looking at pretty scenery.

Brotherhood is way better than AC2, which in turn was way better than AC. 
Can't wait for the next one.

If I had a kid, I would be driven crazy if they turned into one of those new agey Earth Mother crystal worshiping jackasses. They've got so much negative to say about organized religion, then go in for something that's equally, if not more, stupid.

Wow, a lot has happened since I left work. Thanks for your contributions, everyone.

This isn't the exact same thing. There are scores of fun, illustrated science books for children, both in the schools and out. Dawkins isn't here to just teach science, but science specifically instead of God. I'm on his side, but I can't help but feel weird about contrarian kids' books. It kind of reminds me of when…

Thanks, Cynical Ass. I really had no idea.

I'm in the same boat as you.

Be a man. When my wife wants to watch something stupid, she gets to watch it by her damn self.

No sir. Uncharted has coherent plotlines and likable characters.

Agreeing with TPM, for time restraints as well as money.  It's one thing to say that about something like Modern Warfare that only takes about 5 hours to beat, but with one or two decent 20-30 hour long games coming out a week, it's kind of hard to sit down, play through them properly, form an opinion, and move onto…

Portal 2 is a fantastic choice because it's cooperative in the truest sense. You really have to think together and communicate to get through that game, not like shooting or collecting stuff separately on the same screen like in a lot of co-op games. Every time a puzzle is solved, you feel super proud of yourself and…

The Magicians is good, without doubt, but it can't hold a candle to JS&MN. That is one hell of a book.