Yeah. I want you to be wrong, but I have a hard time imagining how it could work differently.

It's true that some characters talked about it mockingly, but there was always at least one that was stone cold serious, and that's what bothered me. If it was mean to propel the characters through the narrative, I get why it was there, and definitely understand why Grossman wrote it half-seriously. I would have…

I didn't have a TV for a while while I was working on an English degree.

It's hard to say. I started reading this directly after finishing Colin Meloy's book, which is definitely for children. It does have the sex and booze, and lots of it, but since both books involved people magically discovering foresty places with talking animals, I couldn't help but feel like I was reading another…

I haven't read Magician King yet either, but while I was reading the first book I thought it would translate well into either a cable miniseries or good three hour long film.

Okay, here's what I see in the Mac vs. PC debate.

Another Lev writing about kids going to school?

I thought those Fiats were kind of cool, but now I don't think that as much.

To experience it the way it was always meant to be experienced… in dazzling 3-D!

Blah blah blah this argument shows up with every great band ever. Here's my opinion anyway.

I don't know. If I was just given concrete proof that the devil and hell exist, from no one other than the devil himself, I'd probably start going to church and praising Jesus or something.

HAIL SATAN

It's always seemed to me that the people who would actually be willing to sell their souls are the ones destined for Hell anyway. Why, then, would Satan go out of his way to give them a bunch of shit for a trade he could have just gotten for free?

They are indeed taking all the time in the world, and all the time they need.

HAIL SATAN

Maybe The Goonies, Ghostbusters, and Star Wars are fine, sure, but they aren't all that great.

No. I refuse to have my ice cream censored just because some assholes decide to have kids.

I was also one of those people. I saw a twerpy little dick usurping the role that Tennant did so well.

Dr. Who has the ability to just make me feel… happy. It's not the smartest show, and it has its set of problems, but I'd rather spend an afternoon watching it than almost anything else currently on television.

Of course. I bought them some taco bell.