Hardcore can grow as old as it wants. I don't care. Out of all the stupid versions of "punk" that have shown up over the years, from the sing songy chorus crap to the "shitty metal" version of hardcore from the late 90's/early 00's, old school style hardcore punk is the only one that's stuck for me, and the rest just…

Hardcore can grow as old as it wants. I don't care. Out of all the stupid versions of "punk" that have shown up over the years, from the sing songy chorus crap to the "shitty metal" version of hardcore from the late 90's/early 00's, old school style hardcore punk is the only one that's stuck for me, and the rest just…

Yeah. My mom called me to tell me he died, so I went straight to his website, which only had his drawing of an empty bird cage. I completely lost it.

Yeah. My mom called me to tell me he died, so I went straight to his website, which only had his drawing of an empty bird cage. I completely lost it.

He couldn't just stop at this album, either. He had to go and pick on Stranger than Fiction and David Cross. No. Fuck that guy.

He couldn't just stop at this album, either. He had to go and pick on Stranger than Fiction and David Cross. No. Fuck that guy.

I liked it just enough to check out the sequel, which I ended up liking around fifty times more.

Dinosaurs! Awesome!

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A backwards flat cap keeps my hair tidy while I watch television on my belly on the carpet, but keeps the bill from blocking my view.

FUCK THAT FUCKER

The doctor with the power.

That was my favorite Seuss book when I was a kid.

Whoa, I don't like that. I don't want people to be able to do that.

Have you never heard of the Onion? It's a fake joke review, dumbass!

You're on a roll today.

AV Club is not a games journalism site, nor do they claim to be. They don't report on whether multiplayer will effect the Mass Effect 3 campaign or videos of various dragons in Skyrim. There is a games section, but it's the most ignored on the site.

Well, somebody understood it enough to like it.

Churchill and Wilde would have made the best comedy team in history.

The spice must flow!……..

If they made replicas of O'Neal's junk and put it up on the Onion store, people would buy it. Maybe as novelty, maybe as gags, maybe as pop culture obscurity to put on a bookshelf and laugh off later, but it would sell.