My parents in law just moved to Belize to escape the impending socialist police state.

No, it certainly doesn't.

What's weird to me is how hand in hand Randian philosophy and bible thumping have gotten. A lot of Rand's work is about how there is no God, and how following the church is bad, bad, bad.

I visited your hotel a few years ago in Dublin. It was a bit high brow for my tastes.

Date racist jokes: Makes it very difficult to get some ass.

No, that would be unconstitutional.

At less than 20 grand a year, a decent fridge is a massive kick in the pocketbook.

"Sounds like Frizzle Fry. Sometimes a little better, with a misstep here and there.

Who?

To be fair to Ayn Rand, I thought the Fountainhead had a lot of good things to say about personal freedom and the importance of creativity. I've defended her on that book more than once.

It's actually fairly entertaining from a purely storyline point of view, at least after you sludge through the first 300 pages or so. Then once you get closer to the end, it beats you over the head so often and so hard with ideological extremism that it's nearly unbearable, but since you've already gotten through 800…

Man that entire last paragraph was goddamn hilarious. I also know people like that.

It's close, but it's not the same…

I like St. Vincent, but I'm an even bigger fan of Congleton. Too bad there's no more Paper Chase.

Black cop. Black cop.

So, if it's on the CW, there are no tits, right? Are people actually expected to watch this for the storyline?

Worst case scenario, it will be a bunch of 16 year olds acting like they're 25. As far as I can tell, in the SatC universe, it's just appletinis and boning from infancy until death.

Holy God, how would I know that by clicking a Sex and the City article, I'd be directed toward something I'm actually interested in?

My refresh was a bit glossy, but Refresh Matte got that taken care of.

I was pretty sure it hadn't survived.