"CONTROVERSIAL: Rosie to Return to the View. See who's outraged . . ."

Gross. That sucks and I'm sorry.

Have you let someone know?

And did she make one time $7659 payment on a new BMW somehow?

Seems like an all around positive ending. A gross dude got fired and no one will miss him. For once a story in the pop culture world that could be mistaken for happening in my office.

The penguin of the title is the one in the therapists office, but I think its also analogous with the tree chopping (another thing everyone seems to hate, but I liked).

Fuck you. What a shitty thing to say.

Here's the thing . . . my cousin probably thinks they did come true in his own "I don't undertsand the word at all" way.

I bet my weird, crazy, right-wing cousin will be all over this movie. I can't wait until he gets drunk at the next family reunion and brings it up aggressively over the dinner table. He'll probably do it right after he tells that story about how he, "totally kicked that guys ass that one time and hooked up with that…

Yep. He's the worst!

Lets not forget "Bart's Inner Child" . . . featuring one of the shows great uses of Albert Brooks.

"Gams" needs to get back into our lexicon. What a fantastic word.

Yeah . . . I guess you're right about Penises, unless the Penis in question is gay, then IT MUST BE STOPPED!

"Move along. Move along."

Naw. That's reserved for showing a penis or seeing a woman "enjoying" sex a little too much . . .

Progress?

Thank you ever watchful guardian. Its been corrected.

And all that basement space!

"Mike. Mike! Can you hear me? Catch you… with my death bag! You may think I've gone insane… but I promise. I will kill again."

"Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds… "Fire… walk with me." We lived among the people. I think you say, convenience store. We lived above it. I mean it like it is… like it sounds. I too have been touched by the devilish one. Tattoo on the left shoulder……