SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN FOREVER!

<——————- Complains about how fat Americans have gotten, while eating his second whole bag of Cheetos in front of the computer and barely moving for days.

This would have made for an okay episode of Frasier Season 21. Sporadically funny, but still a shadow of its early greatness.

Some years ago I remember one of those shows (might have been Criminal Minds, or CSI can't remember) showed the corpse of a dead infant in one episode. I thought to myself that I would rather kids saw a naked person, hear the word "fuck", or see a person light-up a cigarette than see something so disturbing.
I oppose…

I'm not a smoker. Never have been and never will be. However, even I think the anti-smoking people are borderline fascists about this kind of nonsense.

HEY! WHAT IF THERE ARE CHILDREN NEAR BY!? THEY MIGHT SEE IT WHICH WILL MAKE THEM INSTANTLY ADDICTED!

Kids are tougher than we give them credit for. Its been said before but if we are actually worried about children, then we should try to improve our planet and society for their future instead of just shielding their eyes from something that's "inappropriate" and call it parenting.

If I believed this person actually cared about children I'd understand, but I don't. This is another one of those, "lets get 'outraged' over nothing and justify it by invoking children" things. I wish people would do that about issues that actually matter, but I guess this easier.

"HEY! WATCH YOU'RE FUCKIN' MOUTH! MY FUCKIN' KIDS ARE STANDIN' RIGHT FUCKIN' HERE." - Some dude who complains about the lack of morals in society.

To quote George Carlin, "Once you're born, you're on your own"

Too soon.

Funny. That's exactly how my parents got together.

This is one of those things that manages to cross the almost impregnable line between "Wow, you have way too much time on your hands" and "Holy Shit, you made that!? That's amazing!"

Its the best!

I love that it afforded him the opportunity to be funny.

Yeah, with that "I'm not going to let the whole world see my privates" puritanical mindset HE REALLY DOES BELONG IN THE 50s!

Also, why does he bother hiding his penis? AMERICA WANTS TO SEE IT!

Its also Starz without all the floppy penises. What's the point really?

To everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under heaven

Going back to the books could yield an interesting new version of "The Wizard of Oz". However, a "sexy" NBC TV version sounds like the worst possible way to go.