Considering its phrased as "All of 15 and harboring a secret past, this lass is undergoing the discomfort of discovering her sexuality." I'm going with depraved uncle.

I'll be honest,

Obligatory "Something happens and doo-doo-doo-doo . . ."

"Enough to kill you before you watch it", would also be an acceptable answer

This new "Star Wars" film's release date is still over a year away and I'm already tired of it's existence. Can't they just use the Force and place the production in a "social media free shroud" or something?

Lets not forget Arugula Salad!

"Dude . . . why didn't you tell me you were gay before I put my dick in your mouth all those times? Lame bra . . . Lame."

I will also keep coughing up jizz and glitter . . . because WHAT ELSE DO WE EAT!?

I have a friend who was in a fraternity in College. According to him, once he came out a few years after graduating everyone in that fraternity stopped talking to him because it was like he acknowledge all of the male on male sex that occurred.

As a "gay", I personally I can't wait to go Husband Shopping at the Fema camps (once Obama has rounded up all the straight Christians). I get to force those sexy, sexy overweight dumb rednecks to marry me in front of a stack of burning Bibles (because they've been outlawed obviously) and their weeping, wheezy wives…

They'd better have the guys kiss/be a realistic couple physically. If this is another sanitized gay relationship (a la "Modern Family") because the writers and actors are afraid of being real/alienating their audience, I'm going to be so disappointed.

God I hope this isn't going to be as smug as it sounds. If they take the characters seriously (instead of them all just being talking heads that exist to say political and social statements) it could actually be good, but I'm not holding my breath.

I hope their neighborhood is populated by "straw man" characters who shout about the Bible and taxes and get put down by the leads in each episode.

What if, now hear me out, what if instead of using preexisting music or a story that's already been told in a book or a movie we get some people who will write lyrics, score and a book that's totally, uh what's the word . . . . ah yes, "new"?

Perhaps Mr. Sondheim was just being "meta" . . .? You know, like all the kids are today.

"Something Just Broke is probably the best in isolation, and that harmed the previously perfect flow and pacing of Assassins."

"Disney: The Catholic Church of movie studios"

I'm just going to encourage people to watch that instead. Seeing Bernadette Peters rap about vegetables is something everyone needs to experience before they die.

You'd imagine that Sondheim has enough clout to actually fight Disney on these things, and yet he didn't. Perhaps I'd agree that there is a certain amount of compromising one has to do early in one's career, but at this point you'd think he'd just tell people to "fuck off" rather than compromise his vision. I hope I…

Tell me more about this wacky theory of yours . . . I don't know if I agree yet, but you've peaked my interest