-"Hey, that little boy who joined last season and has like one or two lines each episode . . . what's the characters name?"
-"Max, I think"
-"Yeah Max. What if Max dies or something. And the characters are sad about it?"
-"Good idea. We could get Rick to cry then."
-"Yeah, that way he's broken up and useless for the next…

Zombie Jeff Goldblum please

"Okay, what if . . . now hear me out . . . we have the zombies attack their current compound while the characters debate the concept of morality in simplistic ways" - Writers meeting, working on the season 9 finale

"The Walking Dead" is the "Law and Order" of zombie shows.
Can't wait fo the inevitable spin-off where the Zombies molest you before eating your brain.

You misspelled "is" as "seems"

Yeah . . .who needs college when you can get a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past that will somehow cover the cost of a brand new BMW! You tell 'em lady!

"Singin' in the Rain", "Harold and Maude", "Young Frankenstein" "Dr Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb", "Monty Python's Life of Brian", "Manhattan", "Chasing Amy", "Ghost World", "The Lady Eve", "Bringing Up Baby", "Ratatouille".

I love that people are legitimately terrified we could collapse into a Communist and atheist regime. Fascism? Dictatorship? Military Junta? Robot Oligarchy? These are real possibilities. But we will never become The Soviet Union 2. Besides, I think Russia already has that sequel covered.

Hey man . . . stereotypes exist FOR A REASON. Don't be so sensitive. Besides, I was only joshin' bra . . .

She's a classy lady . . . why won't that John McCain just make an honest woman out of her and propose!

"And now Ladies and Gentlemen, Benghazi and Bergdahl will perform their much over-hyped and over-analyzed act!"

Disagree. It might be more obnoxious ("Aw man. Why I got a gun man!") but not more dangerous than a colossus with a fully loaded weapon

They are all about the three Bs!

Nightmare scenario: hippo with a gun

My youngest brother was obsessed with Spot from toddler age until he was about six years old . . . "Spot" reminds me of a time before he was a winy grade school student, then a moody teenager, and now a obnoxious 20 something who instagrams everything.

There is no such thing as a "happy-go-lucky hippo". Those fuckers will destroy you.

The eternal principle is that all things will receive a kitten themed parody video on the internet . . .

Lets all hope Haley Joel Osment sees some kind of residuals for this.

Actually middle aged. Did you guys even watch those movies?

Somewhere where there's CCCHHHEEEEESSSEEE?