Even with a solid cast, I expect that this miniseries adaptation will draw the same general "meh" reaction as the book.

They are horrifying monsters.

Or else someone might give you a weird look in public because you don't have the newest one on whatever thing most people have at the present time.

I though that was the fifth step

Christ. I AM turning into my father . . .

In the 70s, something called "Dr. Dre’s Beats Electronics" would probably be a cool music store. Now its just overpriced headphones.

Here, here . . . lets eat these preposterous Hippopotamuses before they eat us!

American Hustle 2: Hustleopotamuses

God I hope this turns out to be actually interesting. My fear is that it will get bogged down in melodrama and the "magical power of rehab" or something. Conceivably a story about the day to day down and dirty day to day happenings in rehab centers could be really good if the right people are working on it. Since Gary…

"HEY! That's just my asss-per-in!"

Well he's dropped a few subtle hints. I think once at the Golden Globes and a few times in his stand-up, but they were all done in a "blink-and-you'll-miss-'em" kind of way . . . so I totally get your surprise.

Agreed about "the closet cases". When I was younger and single I hooked up with a guy who "just happened to wander into a gay bar" and "had never done this kind of thing before". Needless to say about an hour later I was in his car with his dick in my mouth. It was fine until it got almost dangerous. After we finished…

A closeted gay Scientologist who may be a borderline personality disorder?

"not to mention the rapidly growing U.S. Hispanic population—that technically makes this show The Majority Report"

If I answer that question you keep asking me, if I give you the name of the "Big Enchilada" y'know…then it's bon voyage, Deano - I mean like permanent. I mean like a bullet in my head. You dig?

But, we're through the looking glass people! White is black and black is white!

I bet everything they say would have to get preapproved/written for them. Which is why we will be constantly told about Bonaduce's "Elephant Dick" or something . . .

GASP! THE EVIL ONE!?

I really hate this idea. I hope they get the shit sued out of them.

When a force as malevolent as this is desperate for attention, sometimes once is enough . . .