Not any more. That lemon tree was haunted. Have some turnip juice.

So . . . is Eugene Shelbyville?

NO! YOU'VE RE-SUMMONED THE BEAST!

Maybe if all ignore him, Bieber will just go away . . . like a uncomfortable moment at a Midwestern family's dinner.

"Mace Windu lived, went deep underground"

Yeah, but only for like three days!

They are both incredibly talented women, and I am very happy for them. HOWEVER. I hope they actually get stuff to do in the movie, and are not just in it for a few random scenes and background in big moments.

Hold up, hold up . . .

Those shoulder pads are gonna take someone's eye out!

Uh . . . it makes perfect sense. You see, a bunch of people in the late 70s decided they'd rather live in the 19th century and used their wealth to "pay off" government officials to use a nature preserve as a settlement and keep plans from flying overhead and people out of the area. AND they lied to their children,…

I love Ebert's review.

My thoughts went in all directions

I was crushed by it

"Now lets see, which outfit says badass bitch . . .?" - Sansa Stark

I'm just slightly more partial to "The Little Mermaid" personally, but "Beauty and the Beast" is a close second.

I've sent many emails in all caps. Haven't heard back for some reason

It probably would alienate the general public. This might be the one time where the, "I don't see any money here" attitude from the studio heads would be a good thing.

I'm a little hazy on the details . . . but doesn't it require Stark to side with the government? That always seemed really out of character.

Yeah . . . I think the whole "get the band together" thing needs to go away if they continue these films. Maybe some individual stuff, but that's it. Everything doesn't need to always be building to something else.

I've committed myself to this franchise through the third Avengers film and then I'm done. Once they (I'm assuming) defeat Thanos . . . what else is there to do? Granted I'm not even close to being an expert on comic books and I'm sure there is more material, however is any of it going to be worth it? I know…