Psshhhhh. Gay.

Americans don't commit war crimes because Jesus and Freedom.

The film becomes a running joke in the Pentagon. Before each drone strike someone says, "Guys, wait a second . . . maybe this is wrong, what if there are innocent people down there!?" (points to satellite image, looks serious for a moment then bursts into hysterical laughter along with everyone else in the room).

In all seriousness, can we agree that the film most likely end with a impossible win, win scenario? They get the little girl out somehow and still get to kill the terrorists (because the audience needs that catharsis!!!!). I hope the film turns out to be more interesting than that, but given the film industry's track…

"This film is a fictional account. In a real military situation no such debate would take place."

You've got me there. Also, America hasn't had a second 9/11 so we must be doing something right.

"The movie focuses on one particular mission to blow up a cell of suicide bombers, but it quickly turns into a high-stakes debate on the ethics of using drones after Mirren discovers there’s a 9-year-old girl among the terrorists."

It really speaks to what a different world this country was . . .and this was all less than a 100 years ago. Even crazier is what happened when a large crowd swarmed the place of their death not long after they were gunned down:

If he does, what would be the point of all of this?

No thank you. The film from 1967 is the only one I need.

How about sexy normal looking people doing sexy normal things like sexy laundry or sexy data entry while raising sexy normal teens?

Lets all agree that any combination of those three would just be too hot to ignore.

Through a hideous transporter accident they are combined to form Mittorrissey. Still a blowhard . . . but he doesn't swear and his hair is impenetrable.

They're the "artists" we deserve . . .

Hm. Morrissey looks like he's watching someone die in that picture. Someone who ate meat.

"Presumed Innocent 8: Our Legal System is Quite Flawed"

"Presumed Innocent 4 Life"

That too. The less said about that film the better

Whether or not that phone rings, her response will still be upsetting.

Or "Disregarding Henry" . . . because that's what America did the first time around